Washington Capitals: Metro versus Metro...Know the Differences

Washington Capitals fans, living where they do, might still be confused about the naming of the new "Metropolitan Division" in which the Caps play.  After so many years of patronizing "Metro" to get to games, a new "Metro" might be a bit much, even for the sophisticates that live and work in the region.  So, we bring you this handy table of comparisons that will help you differentiate between "Metro" -- a finely tuned instrument that brings its patrons hours of comfort and pleasure -- and that contraption you ride to hockey games...